Founded on April 1st 2013, with $666B under management, Umbrella Venture Capital (UVC) invests exclusively on EVIL companies.

Who we are:

When it comes to finding a partner who supports your evil dreams, we dream big with you. What we found is while some goody two-shoes companies tend to get funded, many of them are hype-driven POS. We DO NOT invest in hyped up companies with free “users”, no business fundamental – and most importantly, have no clue how they are going to exploit their customers for money. To be an evil conglomerate, you need to MAKE MONEY. Through our longitudinal research, we concluded unequivocally that evil conglomerates are massively more profitable. We fill the market niche that other investment firms don’t dare to enter: Evil. We put the VENTURE back in venture capital. Yes, you evil genius idea is NOW FUNDABLE.
Our team is comprised of entrepreneurs, operators and investors who have helped build some of the world’s most evil technology companies. We offer more than years of combined operating and investing experience, and have worked with some of the most profitable companies in the world. Our team members are world-leading mad scientists, dictators, monarchs, and executives.
We’re not just your VC, we’re your partner in crime (no pun intended). Our average investments are $10M for 15% of your soul and company. We have connections world wide that can help our entrepreneurs to facilitating WMD arm deals, assassinating rival CEO’s, black ops, blackmailing, and so much more.

What we look for:

We back extraordinary entrepreneurs who set out to change the world. Since the beginning of time, our investors have backed thousands of endeavors to make the world a worse place to live in and to hasten the destruction of humanity.

Our featured investments include:

-Luthor Corp. Also known as LexCorp.
-Temujin, later known as Genghis Khan.
-Merrick Biotech. Conscious clones for organ replacement.
-Tyrell Corporation. Life-like cybernetic replicants.